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"How come Mom's crazy and I'm not? Well, it's possible that if my mom got up every night with this many people talking about all the crap in her life and those people sat around and laughed with her, it would have meant nothing and she could have moved on cool. It's also possible that she'd take out the whole front row with a large caliber weapon. But maybe, just maybe, if the Napa State Mental Facility had an open mic night, things would've been different for Mom.... she'd have gotten her own TV show and you'd read about me in the Enquirer as her heroin-addicted son. Oh, we can dream! But whatever success I've had aside: what I've been doing right here I've been doing since I was 18; this right here is the difference between pay check and medication at bed check. Now don't get me wrong, I wanna hear your pain; just put in in joke-form, that's all. I'm not dysfunctional, I'm evolving to the next level."

christopher, titus, norman, rockwell, is, bleeding, improv, stand-up,