Vanities was a stage production that premiered on HBO in March 1981. It was part of the channel's Standing Room Only series. The onstage comedy and drama story concerned the lives, loves and friendship of three Texas cheerleaders starting from high school to post college graduation. It starred Annette O'Toole, Meredith Baxter Birney and Shelley Hack and was written by Jack Heifner.
hool Intercom: Students, I am sad to announce that the President has been shot. anne: The president of the student council has been shot? thy: Oh, my God! hool Intercom: The President was gunned down in Dallas. anne: Dallas? I just saw him in algebra! hool Intercom: If this report is true, classes will be dismissed for the rest of the day. thy: What about the pep rally? hool Intercom: In any case, the football game will take place, as planned, this evening. l Cheerleaders: Oh, thank God!
