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:For the structural biologist also named Steve Harvey, see Stephen Harvey.
Broderick Steven "Steve" Harvey (born January 17, 1957 in Welch, West Virginia) is an American comedian, actor, entertainer, and radio personality.
The Steve Harvey Show is an American sitcom that aired for six seasons from August 25, 1996 to February 24, 2002 on The WB Television Network. It was directed by Stan Lathan.
dric: Lovita, you can't break Robinson Family Traditions all willy-nilly!
llethead: Say "Velveeta", you love birds!
dric: Oh look, honeybump. Wedding bears! And the bridesbear doesn't seem to mind that the groomsbear is wearing a top hat. vita: Fine. Wear your funky old top hat, and ask this bridesbear to give you some babies!
llethead: Hey guys, let's get going. I gotta meet my date! eve: A date? meo: Yeah. I'm as shocked as you are, Mr. Hightower, but it's true! Bullethead's got a chickenhead!
eve: Lovita, you want raffle tickets? In English, "no"; In Spanish, "no"; in Russian, "nyet", and in Ebonics, HECK no!
eve: You simple crash test dummy.
egina is wearing a neckbrace and walking on crutches] eve: Regina, you look like an extra in "E.R.".
eve: Ced, when I see that woman, I'm like Shaq doing Shakespeare - I just don't know how to act!
eve: Lemme tell you, I would put hot sauce on my ears and fight Tyson for that girl.
o Romeo] eve: Boy, you better watch your tone of voice with me! This ain't Michelle Pfeiffer you're talking to.
edric is dressed in a gold tuxedo] eve: Ced, you look like an Oscar from Compton!
eve: Your checks do more bouncing than Nell Carter on a pogo stick.
student has lost weight] eve: Damn, girl! You look like Luther two albums ago.
gina: Steve, can I see you for a moment? eve: [chuckles] Ya know, if I had a nickel for every time a woman approached me with that question... gina: [continues] You'd have twelve minutes on a parking meter.
eve: Well, how's it going, Eryka Ba-Don't? gina: Ok, I will admit that I did freeze up a little on stage. eve: A little? Girl, you froze up like a homeless Eskimo.
t studio with Teddy Riley] meo: [on phone] Miss Jenkins, I'm at the studio with Teddy Riley right now. vita: [sarcastically] Sure, Romeo... and me and Barry White are here trading perm secrets. eve: [talking to himself] I just hope they don't ask that boy to read.
eve: Lovita, please. You in the kitchen is like a black man in a horror film - - somebody gonna die!
dric: I took the $2000 and got Lovita a real nice Rolex watch. So I got $1950 left.
eve: This boy thinks that Hamlet is something you order with home fries and toast.
gina: You only get one shot and you cannot miss. meo: Man, Romeo don't miss! Now, I want the twenty dollars in three un-marked five-dollar bills. gina: Remind me to speak to Mr. Wilson, the math teacher.
eve: I haven't seen this much food since I was backstage at an Aretha Franklin concert.
dric: The boy thinks "impeachment" is a fruit-flavored breath mint!
eve: I'm gonna work you boys harder than a beeper in the projects.
eve: Regina, Lovita... you gotta help me with my niece. She just don't act like a normal teenager. She don't talk back, she don't roll her eyes... the poor girl thinks that Snoop Doggy Dog is Charlie Brown's pet!
eve's Niece: My mother always told me that beauty comes from within. vita: That's true. It comes from the beauty within the cosmetic counter at the Rite-Aid.
eve: [after Regina's failed attempt to stop Romeo from Humiliating Steve, ending up with Regina receiving a Key Lime Pie to the face and Steve is urprised that Regina came up to him] Well, look who's here. Our very own Principal Grier! gina: [With pie on her face] I hate you, Steve! eve: But I love you though... [Steve licks his fingers after Regina coughs and starts to wipe the pie filling off] eve: That's Key Lime. That's my favorite.
vita: [after hearing about Regina's plan to humiliate Steve] Who are you going to get that's dumb enough to throw a pie in Steve's face?
llethead: I'm sorry, my religion does not allow me to work on the sabbath. eve: The sabbath, for you, is on a wednesday? Boy, your ignorance is dazzling. llethead: Thank you.
eve: Regina, I teach six classes, three different subjects, I got study hall and a room full of teenagers with their hormones just ragin'. Couple of them are hotter than a Porsche in the projects.
nior: Give me one good reason why you won't dance with me. ra: Cause you look like you're 13.
Stand up comedian.
Currently resides in New York City.
Member of the Omega Psi Phi Fraternity Inc.
Attended the University of Virgina.







