The Breakup Song (They Don't Write 'Em) was a single released in 1981 by the Greg Kihn Band. It was the second track on their 1981 album, Rockihnroll. The song reached number fifteen on the Billboard Hot 100 singles chart.

"The Breakup Song" is the second single from American Hi-Fi's second album, The Art of Losing. "The Breakup Song" may also refer to a single from the Greg Kihn Band's sixth album, Kihnspiracy.