lda Radner: Gilda, settle a bet. My wife, Kevin, says that you start off the show by saying "Give me all your hot monkey love", I say she is wrong. Well, Kevin, your wife is wrong, because no matter what the beginning, we always start the show by saying: Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!

lda Radner: [Reading a question from an audience member named Kevin] Are these questions written by us, the audience, or by the writers. Well, Kevin, I hope you're not disappointed but these questions are written by the writers.

ily Littela: And in other news, there's too much violins on TV. There's too much violins on television. They should put the violins on at eleven after the kids are asleep. evy Chase: Um, Emily, that's violence, not violins. ily Littela: Never mind.

evy Chase: Here with an editorial reply is Miss Emily Lattella. ily Lattella: What's all this fuss I keep hearing about violins on television? Why don't parents want their kids to see violins on television? I thought the Leonardo Bernstein concerts were just lovely, now, if they only show violins on television after ten o'clock at night, the little babies will all be asleep and they won't learn any music appreciation. They'll learn to play guitars, and bongo drums and go to Africa and join these rock'n roll outfits and they won't drink milk! I think there should be more violins on television and less game shows, it's terrible the way... evy Chase: Um, Littella, that's Violence on television. Not violins. ily Lattella: Oh, well that's diffrent. Never mind!