Star Spangled Girl is a 1971 romantic comedy film based on the Neil Simon play The Star-Spangled Girl. It stars Tony Roberts, Todd Susman and Sandy Duncan.

rman Cornell: I'm sorry for what happened... y Cooper: That's alright. rman Cornell: Andy... she spoke nicely to me...

dy Hobart: Will you shake on it? y Cooper: I´ll nod on it. I´m not on shaking terms with you, alright?

rman Cornell: Say her name. dy Hobart: Amy. rman Cornell: Say the last part. dy Hobart: Cooper. rman Cornell: Now the whole thing. dy Hobart: Amy Cooper. rman Cornell: Say it a lot. dy Hobart: Amy Cooper, Amy Cooper, Amy - rman Cornell: Get outta here, you´re boring me!

rman Cornell: As they took me away in the patrol car I heard her screaming "I hate you, I loathe you and I despise you! Hate, hate, hate, loathe, despise and hate!". So I figured the best thing to do is forget about her.

rman Cornell: It was physical attraction and how long does that last? dy Hobart: Forty, forty-five minutes the most.

dy Hobart: She has the native intelligence of a very remote country.

dy Hobart: What did you do? rman Cornell: I bit her ear lobe. It was dangling right in front of me, what did you want me to do? Ignore it?

y Cooper: I have been smiling at that idiot for three days. You see that? I've been doing that since tuesday! dy Hobart: Well cut it out, you look like a demented ventriloquist.

dy Hobart: You see this? y Cooper: I see it. dy Hobart: Knowing your miniscule frame of reference, let me tell you that it is not a dead chicken on a stick. It's a feather duster. By that I do not mean that you dust feathers with it. You hold it at this end you flick it against the furniture, thus dusting it. Think you can do that?

dy Hobart: Your opinions have as much practical value as a 1939 calendar.

dy Hobart: I´m a busy man. y Cooper: So was John Wilkes Booth the night he assassinated Lincoln.

rman Cornell: I'm going to paint on the stairs, one letter on each step, so when she goes upstairs, it will read, 'I love you Amy Cooper'. dy Hobart: But she's already upstairs. When she comes down, it will read, 'Repooc-yma-ouevoli'.

dy Hobart: Oh, Amy! Amy! Amy! y Cooper: And don't call me 'Amy! Amy! Amy!'. I may be attracted to you, but I still don't like you.