ster Kate: April is the slowest, most conscientious driver in the world. ril: Isn't that good? ster Kate: Not when you're trying to get somewhere. When the speed limit's 25, she goes 24. When she drives by a hospital, she turns off the engine and coasts because the sign says Quiet. One time the light turned yellow and she actually stopped. dd: You're right, that *is* sick. ster Kate: The policeman that rear-ended us seemed to think so.