Shut Up, You Fucking Baby! is a double-CD, live comedy album by David Cross. It was nominated for a Grammy for Best Comedy Album in 2004. The cover states the title as "Shut Up, You [lift flap for dirty word] Baby!" due to U.S.-wide store policies. The title for each track has absolutely nothing to do with what is brought up on that particular track -- it's simply a parody of cliché jokes and subjects one often finds on albums by other comedians.

The album's material is composed largely from shows performed in Portland, OR, and in Atlanta, Georgia, David's home state.

A limited triple vinyl edition of 500 was issued by Stand Up! Records. The LP colors were red, white and blue.