See Spot Run is a 2001 comedy film about a mailman that takes in a stray Bullmastiff only to learn that it is an FBI drug-sniffing canine that has escaped from a witness protection program and is now targeted for assassination by a crime boss.
ighbor: Hey, shutup down there! rdon: I'm covered in ca-ca!
rdon: Why don't you watch television or something? And keep it on cartoons, don't try to get smart!
ficer in Alaska: You seem especially happy to be here! rdoch: My face was frozen this way.