Rock Profile was a British television comedy show written by and starring comedy partnership Matt Lucas and David Walliams (both now widely known for the sketch show Little Britain). Rock Profile first appeared on the UK Play channel in 1999 with a second series following in 2000. A further six-episode series was aired on BBC2 in late 2001.

The show comprises a series of spoof interviews, involving Jamie Theakston questioning Lucas and Walliams, who play famous musicians. The interviews are often bizarre and involve broad, unflattering caricatures or just downright fictional characteristics. They are often interspersed with videos by the featured artist, including humorous captions and congratulations from other impersonated celebrities.

A special, Rock the Blind, followed Gary Barlow (Lucas) and Ronan Keating (Walliams) as they recorded a charity single. Ted Robbins appears as Pete Waterman, and Sara Cox as herself.

aham Coxon: I don't like television, too much colours and movement, it's too busy for me. Also, sometimes there's people on it and you don't know whether they're on television or if they're in a room with you but they're just small.

esenter: If "Parklife" was considered Damon's album, "13" was very much percieved as your album. Would that be - aham Coxon: [interupts] It's not my fault! Nobody showed me how to work the machines! D'you press record and play or is it just record? And I had to play it all on my own! esenter: What about Dave and Alex? aham Coxon: They wouldn't come in because I play with matches.

esenter: So you played all the instruments yourself? aham Coxon: Yeah, but I never knew how a lot of 'em worked. I spent weeks trying to blow into the piano. aham Coxon: [blows repeatedly] Then all the instruments started talking about me behind me back.

ry Barlow: [about the other Take That members] They used to think you were a bully! They used to whisper names behind your back, I heard them! "Bully Barlow!" ward Donald: That's your name. ry Barlow: Oh.

no: Come to think of it, we still haven't been paid for Live Aid.

esenter: Do you still see much of Bob Geldof? There's obviously the Irish connection there. no: No, to be honest, I don't like him. I think he's very mean.

nny Andersson: Not a lot of people realize our songs are political. esenter: What, like "Dancing Queen?" nny Andersson: Yeah, this is about the fall of communism. esenter: I always thought it was about a dancing queen... nny Andersson: It's a metaphor, dum-dum. örn Ulvaeus: What do you think "Mamma Mia" is about? esenter: Mummies? örn Ulvaeus: Vietnam. esenter: "The Winner Takes It All?" örn Ulvaeus: Jimmy Tarbuck. esenter: "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! A Man After Midnight?" nny Andersson: This is your own private business, we cannot procure men for you.

e: [annoyed] Do you know who I am? esenter: You're Lee from Steps. e: Oh, I thought I was H. [confused] No, I H. e: Well, who's Lisa, then? The fat one. e: I said we should have badges with our names on!

ward Donald: Everybody all right for nibbles?

m Jones: Oh, I'll tell you who I've met: Tom Jones! Smashing knockers...

epeated line] ton John: Right, I'm leaving!

nan Keating: [Lyrics to Rock the Blind] I can see clearly now, the rain has gone! ton John: I can see all obstacles in my way! [We see Lee and H dancing] ing: Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind! [While he sings, his indian friend walks past] er: [in a robotic voice] It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiny day! irley Bassey: It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright sun shiny day! Champagne! inem: I think I can make it now. The pain is gone aig David: Craig David!

ul Simon: [Lyrics continued] All of the... t Garfunkel: [interrupting] ...all of the bad feelings have disappeared! aig David: Craig David! cky Martin: Here's the rainbow I've been praying for! and Lee look confused] m Jones: Look around, there's nothing but blue skies! e Bee Gees: Look straight ahead! There's nothing but blue... rry Gibb: ...skies!

nny: [Lyrics continued] I can see clearly now... el: ...the rain is gone. el/Danny: I can see all obstacles in my way! nner Steele: Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind! ton John: It's goin' be a bright... ather Small: ...bright... ing: ...bright... ather Small: ...bright...

known singer: [Lyrics continued] ...sun shiny day! aig David: Still Craig David! cy Gray: It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiny day! Them flies! Oh Lord! Lu: It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiny day! nner Steele: Keep you hands on your ha'penny! ince: It's goin' be a bright, bright, bright, bright sun shiny day! Hey! You! nan Keating: It's goin' be a bright, bright sun shiny day! Bye bye!

ul Simon: [on his relationship with Art Garfunkel] As longs as we don't have to see or listen to each other, we get along just fine.