d Healy: Noontime means luncheon for someone - Nighttime means sleep for the same - Daytime means brightness for someone - But to me they all mean the rain. [Ted keeps trying to sing this song, but something goes wrong every time]
d Healy: Hey, you in the center with that spittoon haircut. What's your name? e: George Washington. d Healy: Are you the fellow that chopped down the cherry tree? e: Nah, I ain't worked in a year and a half.
rly: Right here's where we go into a snappy gag. d Healy: Well, go in to something.
rly: Right here we're compelled to cut the act and go into another snappy gag.
e: Now when the music plays "The Gates of Hell are Open," that's where you walk in.
rry: [Larry stomps his foot, his shoe goes flying into the audience, and he makes a move to go for the shoe] Oh! d Healy: Let it alone - it'll come up by itself. [the shoe flies back on to the stage, tossed by an unseen audience member]
e: Now, in this next scene I play the part of a count. d Healy: Yeah? e: I drive up to my castle on horseback. d Healy: Yeah? e: Up to my castle, up in my bedroom, and there's two ladies in muh bed. d Healy: Yeah? e: Whattaya think happens? d Healy: I don't know. What happens? e: I say one of you broads gotta get outta here.
