ck: No, thanks. I think I can negotiate my way around a faucet. Of course that's what I said about a shopping cart, and I think we all remember what happened last spring. ra: I'm telling you, that guy just sprung out of nowhere. ki: Yeah, seniors do that all the time. * from my screenplay
rom trailer] red: [puts on jacket] My apologies to Kiki for ruining the tree. ug: Not just the tree. You ruined Christmas.
On Christmas Eve, a couple squabbles over an angry letter sent to Santa, tired of his annual trespassing. Santa is fed up and sends a foreboding response. The couple preps their apartment for an attack, but Santa breaks through with a surprise entrance. The couple battles Santa using any means at their disposal. In the chaos, the wife finds a secret heartfelt present from her husband. She stops the fighting, pleading for the true meaning of Christmas. But Santa's had it, and continues his rampage against the couple, until he is taken down by his own weakness for cookies. Written by Anonymous
