"If all the world can just learn to come together in their common love of listening to stories of monkeys injuring themselves, there will be an end to all war." -- Sharon of Canada (July 18, 2006)

Monkey Tuesday was the name given to some Tuesday episodes of Penn Radio on Free FM. Hosts Penn Jillette and Michael Goudeau read emails and took calls from listeners with stories about chimpanzees, orangutans, and other primates, yet because "monkey" is a funnier word, all were referred to as monkeys.