Michael Giovani Kelso (played by Ashton Kutcher) (born September 15, 1958) is from That '70s Show. Tall, lanky and long-haired, he is the dim-witted pretty-boy of the group, coasting through life on his good looks. His behavior is very much in line with a stereotypical oversexed lunkhead or himbo (male-bimbo). Kelso has surprised many by scoring higher on his SATs than his other friends and providing a surprising amount of knowledge regarding the workings of Pong to Red Forman. On one occasion, in the episode The Keg, he displayed an ability to do quick math when properly motivated - that is, with beer or money.