Michael Carey Goudeau (born 1959) is a juggler and an ex-circus clown who graduated from the Ringling Brothers and Barnum & Bailey Clown College. He is also a writer and executive producer for the Showtime series Bullshit!.

Goudeau currently performs (juggling) live in the Lance Burton Show at the Monte Carlo Resort and Casino in Las Vegas.

Goudeau served as co-host of Penn Radio with Penn Jillette which aired weekdays on Free FM until March 2, 2007. Goudeau is married to Theresa Goudeau and is the father of two adopted children, Joe and Emily. Goudeau divorced and remarried his wife. Their second wedding ceremony was performed in a Vegas drive-thru church. Goudeau says "I got married in a drive thru. My mother-in-law and my mom were in the backseat of my Suburban. We had classical music on the radio. My wife had a Subway napkin taped to her head as a veil. As crazy as all that was, we turned around to our mothers and they were still crying."

Goudeau also designs and sells decorative barbecue covers at BBQ Zoo. He has a patent application "Method and apparatus for three dimensional object covers" related to his novelty barbecue covers filed with the US Patent office.

On the 24th of August 2006 episode of the Penn Jillette Radio Show, Michael was asked, if he had to change his name, what would he change his name to. He answered "Danny Salamander".

On the 5th of October 2006 episode of the Penn Jillette Radio Show, Michael revealed that he has a mild allergy to newspaper.