Escape from Hong Kong Island (墨斗先生) is a 2004 Hong Kong black comedy film directed by Simon Lui and starring Jordan Chan.

Raymond Mak is a despicable stock trader who gets handed a day from Hell. First he's fired by his boss and then he's robbed. Raymond already has a new job lined up across the harbour, but getting from Wanchai to Tsimshatsui requires at least three dollars for the ferry, or more for the MTR or a taxi. But without any cash or ID, Raymond will have to call in a favor or two. Written by Anonymous