Love Don't Cost a Thing is a 2003 teen film directed by Troy Beyer which stars Nick Cannon and Christina Milian, and also features Steve Harvey, Kenan Thompson and Kal Penn. The film is based on the 1987 film Can't Buy Me Love.
ris Morgan: I made you Al, I will work overtime to break you Alvin!
ris Morgan: Come down out of that tree.
ris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself way to much. vin Johnson: I do not! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind! ris Morgan: Look, whatever!
ris Morgan: You know Al, there's something we've been avoiding, all day. Something I think maybe we oughta do. vin Johnson: I think you're right. This may sound kinda silly. How do we do it? ris Morgan: [laughs] Well... just go for it. Ya know? [they turn and look at each other, Paris expecting Al to kiss her] vin Johnson: We'll break up first thing tomorrow morning. In the hallway, so everyone can see. I mean make a big scene. But, a dignified scene. 'Cause you know we got to protect our reps.
vin Johnson: Morning dime pieces!
etha Johnson: Mama! Alvin's taking drugs!
etha Johnson: School? Liar! Today's Senior Ditch Day. vin Johnson: You know what? Lil' biscuit-head is right.
a: This ain't Burger King! You can't always have it your way!
vin Johnson: [Alvin reads Paris' burnt Sean John jacket] "Sean Jo!" nneth Warman: Could be Asian? lter Colley: [in a Japanese accent] Sean Jo. [regular voice] It smell like burnt Paris Morgan now. nneth Warman: Yeah that's how hot she is!
ris Morgan: Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself a little to much. vin Johnson: [panicky] I do not do that! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind! ris Morgan: Look, whatever!
vin Johnson: She's like frappachino with hips. lter Colley: With mint hot fudge and mint whipped cream. uck Mattock: Clearly Alvin isnt masterbating enough. lter Colley: Well than god i don't have that problem. holler at ya boy [puts out hands for daps] nneth Warman: [looks at Waltters hand] I'm not touching that.
vin Johnson: Popularity is so much better than being a social leper.
ris Morgan: Popularity is a job Al, not a privilege. ris Morgan: ItÂ’s nothing but work and worries. ris Morgan: Work to get in. ris Morgan: Work to stay in. ris Morgan: Get a clue.
