"I Married Marge" is the 12th episode of the The Simpsons ' third season. The episode title is a play on the 1952 sitcom I Married Joan. The episode aired on December 26, 1991.

It is the first of three separate episodes chronicling the births of the Simpson children. It is followed by the fourth season episode "Lisa's First Word" and the sixth season episode "And Maggie Makes Three".

The episode featured three songs, "The Logical Song" by Supertramp, "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone and "Nine to Five" by Dolly Parton.