"I'm Like a Lawyer with the Way I'm Always Trying to Get You off (Me & You)", or for short "I'm Like a Lawyer... (Me & You)", is the fourth track on and fourth single from rock band Fall Out Boy's fourth album, Infinity on High. Written by Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz primarily, the song was one of the two tracks produced by Babyface, the other being single "Thnks fr th Mmrs".

This song was played on VH1's V-Spot acoustic sessions along with "Thnks fr th Mmrs", "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race", and "Sugar, We're Goin Down", all of which were successful singles.