"Fuck Me Pumps" is an R&B song written by English singer-songwriter Amy Winehouse and Salaam Remi for Winehouse's debut album, Frank (2003). Released as the album's fourth and final single on 23 August 2004 under the title "Pumps" as a double A-side with "Help Yourself", it reached number sixty-five on the UK Singles Chart.

The controversial track is about stereotypical "gold-digging" girls. The track is a fan favourite from Frank.