"Fuck Her Gently" is a 2001 Tenacious D song. The sixth track on their self titled album, it was released as a single in May 2004. The vulgarity of the lyrics is contrasted by the low-key acoustic ballad style of the song. The singer contends that he is speaking to "the ladies", but advises men to listen as well. The theme of the song is essentially that women sometimes need to have their needs attended through gentle, romantic sexual encounters. The refrain contains variations of this sentiment: :I'm gonna screw you... gently :I'm gonna ball you... discreetly

During the song, the singer demonstrates his sensitivity by suggesting that he would bring flowers and explaining his need for a relationship involving team work. He then offers to engage in the woman's favorite sexual position and inquires about the woman's favorite food. Although he concedes he will not cook the dish himself, he declares with a flourish that he will order it from "Zanzibar".

At the end of the song, having recounted in numerous ways how he will pleasure his partner with gentle lovemaking, the singer closes by declaring, But then I'm gonna fuck you... hard!