ss In Boots: [singing] You keep saying, you got something for me. Something that you call love, but confess. e jumps out of his boots] ss In Boots: These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, cos one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you! e backflips into his boots] mon Cowell: Well, the cat's got my tongue, and possibly my vote. urns over to see that Shrek and Fiona have gone on stage] mon Cowell: Ugh, always breaking the rules.
rek: [about Pinocchio's performance] I would find his performance quite wooden actually.
mon Cowell: [about Shrek and Fiona's performance] Ogreall impression: Rather wonderful.
ince Charming: I'm too sexy for my shirt / Too sexy my shirt / So sexy it hurts... [Ugly Stepsister flirts with him from backstage] And I'm a model / You know what I mean / And I shake my little tush on the cat... [Shrek and Fiona open trapdoor under him] mon Cowell: That's the artist formerly known as Prince... Charming.
nkey: [singing] Burn, baby, burn! Disco Inferno! Burn, baby, burn! mon Cowell: You're on fire, donkey! [Donkey keeps singing] rek: No! You're really on fire! nkey: Wha -! [looks] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
