Dane Cook: Vicious Circle was a live stand-up comedy special performed for HBO written and produced by Dane Cook . It was aired on September 4th, 2006. It was also released on DVD November 28th, 2006 with the tagline, "What goes around has come around." Its run time is 95 minutes and it is unrated. It includes the original aired version and a "DANEgerous" edition.

ne Cook: Ah, fans of crime.

ne Cook: [as his friend Robert] Wait! Wait, du-... wait!... Dude, I heard a car! ne Cook: And I said uh... yeah, the world's full of them. You'll hear lots of them for the rest of your life. If you hear a humpback whale, that's weird. Tell me that shit, then I'll stop.

ne Cook: Dude, smell my eyes!

ne Cook: We uh... We started to do one of my favorite things. We started to make out... [a few girls in the audience scream] Ah, thank you, sluts.

ne Cook: And you know that family, every few months, for years, from time to time, whatever it is they're doing they would just stop, stop and look at each other and go... what the fuck did they take?

ne Cook: I don't say, "Bless you." I say, "God bless you," because I'm not the Lord.

ne Cook: You need to open up your soul and have a weep-a-thon.

ne Cook: We're all gonna lie, we're all gonna cry, and we're all gonna take painful shits.

ne Cook: Everybody does this, everyone criticizes other people's directions. ne Cook: [pretending to read directions] "Beside the red house" [looks up] that's fuckin’ maroon you moron!

alking about movie dates and how guys can never find their seats] ne Cook: So it's dark and the movie already started. And that first part of the movie is always some fucking cave scene and you're just like, "Can they just flashback to a beach scene for like ten god damn seconds?"