pster: [on Elvis Presley] If you don't think he was Number One, then you're full of Number Two.
bb Wilder: Who is Webb Wilder? Webb Wilder is the last of the full grown men, the last of the boarding house people, a man who always feels he's on the wrong side of the tracks no matter where he's at, a man who was never a child, but will never have children, a guy who knows every plate lunch joint & thrift shop in town. Webb Wilder is an electrafying artist, the idol of idle youth, and a man haunted by flying saucers.
pster: With my skull cracked and my mind blown, the Governor's daughter's phone call reverberated through my elevated brain like a cherry bomb goin' off inside a fifty gallon drum.
