Code Name: The Cleaner is an action/comedy starring Cedric the Entertainer, Lucy Liu, Callum Keith Rennie and Nicollette Sheridan. The film was released by New Line Cinema on January 5, 2007. It is now available on DVD.
Cedric the Entertainer plays Jake, a seemingly regular guy who has no idea who he is after being hit over the head by mysterious assailants; when he finds himself entangled in a government conspiracy, Jake and his pursuers become convinced that he is an undercover agent.
mbah 1: This will take perfect aim and timing old friend. Are you sure you can do it? mbah 2: Nope.
mbuh 101: Here we are. Behold, my greatest invention! mbuh 363: Uh, that just looks like a calculator. mbuh 101: FOOOOOLS! This is a KNDNA tracer. With just a tiny trace element of DNA - an old chew of gumwad, sweaty sock or booger it can track anything! Even the true identity of Numbuh ZERO!... And, yes, it's also a calculator.
ther: Today I will unleash the world's ultimate evil! The destruction... of the Kids Next Door!
mbuh 1: Some kids say that Numbuh Zero's victory that day was the dawn of the seventh age. Others say there is no book of KND. I believe the book exists.
mbah 3: We don't need time, we need a hero.
andfather: I always liked his OLDER brother more anyway, even if he DID destroy my powers. Kids! What can you do?
mbah 3: [takes Numbah 4's hand] We'll go. I need to pick up my Brave in the Face of Certain Doom Rainbow Monkey, anyway.
lly 'Numbuh 4' Beatles: Hey! Spank-a-holic! Time for you to learn the Australian word for, 'ouch'! lly 'Numbuh 4' Beatles: [Pulls out a kangaroo strapped to a board] unt Spankulot, Janitor: But that's absurd; the Australian word for ouch is the same as... Is that a kangaroo? [Is kicked in the face and thrown backwards] unt Spankulot, Janitor: AHHHHHHHH! lly 'Numbuh 4' Beatles: THAT'S how you say, 'ouch,' in Australian!
andfather: And, to ensure my total tranquility, I shall agefy everyone who has ever been a kid! ightbrace: Wait a second... I used to be a kid! . Boss: Me too! ester: We've been double-crossed!
gel 'Numbuh 1' Uno: But if you're my uncle then that makes Grandfather my grandfather! ther: What are you... president of the obvious club or something?
andfather: Monty, Monty, Monty... did you honestly believe that a mere 39 gazillion tons of red hot metal and duct tape would crush me? mbuh Zero: Wasn't trying to crush you Pappy. I just wanted to see what would happen when you put an adult intro a decommissioning chamber.
andfather: Whoever accused me of being fair?
andfather: You know what I did wrong last time? I gave you a choice between going to your room or being punished. I won't give you that choice again!
ther: [about Grandfather] This man, this hunchified, liver spotted creature with hair growing out of his ears was once the supreme power in the world. Until he was defeated by a misguided boy and his stupid book. A boy who wiped Grandfather's memories clean and evaporated his powers before my eyes. But now I, his son, will restore his evil abilities and together we shall return the world's snotty brats to their rightful place! gel 'Numbuh 1' Uno: Not while Uno is around!
ther: Oh look... its Numbuh One, right on scheduler. ightbrace: Actually, the scheduler says we have a coffee break after your announcements.
ther: Dumb old recommissioning module... I had to put my finger up Numbuh One's nose for this poopol.
ther: [about Grandfather] This man, this hunchified, liver spotted creature with hair growing out of his ears was once the supreme power in the world. Until he was defeated by a misguided boy and his stupid book. A boy who wiped Grandfather's memories clean and evaporated his powers before my eyes. But now I, his son, will restore his evil abilities and together we shall return the world's snotty brats to their rightful place! gel 'Numbuh 1' Uno: Not while Nigel Uno is around!
mbuh 86, Sector Z Operative: [fixing to fight the ageified Numbahs 2-5] This is gonna be... delightful.
