Chris Eigeman (born March 1, 1965 in Denver, Colorado) is an American actor best known for roles in the Whit Stillman films Metropolitan, Barcelona, and The Last Days of Disco. He usually plays quick-witted, articulate characters, who speak with a healthy dose of sarcasm.

Eigeman also appeared in the films Kicking and Screaming, The Perfect You, Mr. Jealousy, and the TV series It's Like, You Know..., Gilmore Girls and Malcolm in the Middle. In the mid-1990s he appeared in a series of television advertisements for Pacific Bell that highlighted his sarcastic, straight ahead delivery. In these spots, Eigeman always appeared in dark suit and tie, regardless of the situation.