lus Paulinus: Grasientus, go to your room and write a farewell note to your testicles!

dvoc: So far we've had a woman with no hair, a woman with no teeth, and a woman with hair on her teeth.

ngo: They call me Mungo the Contradictory. man: Do they? ngo: No.

ngo: They call me Mungo, the Evasive. man: Why is that? ngo: Who wants to know?

ulus has become fed up with the fact that Viatorus can't include noses in his artwork] lus Paulinus: I want a new bust, by next week, *with* a nose! atorus: Oh, very well. [pauses] You wouldn't settle for an extra ear, would you?

lus Paulinus: What have I done to deserve this? I'm not a bad person! I haven't killed my father or slept with my mother! ngo: Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it.

ngo: I'm going into town to throw rocks at old people, d'you fancy coming? dvoc: You need help, Mungo. ngo: Yeah, Blag's gonna carry the rocks.