verheard talking to another salon patron while walking through the salon] der Patron of Madame Sonia's Salon: You can't tell me she has to sit on my husband's lap to take dictation!

egarding Burt, who has run out on his pregnant lover, but is the apple of his mother's eye] rol Merrick: Oh, well - maternal pride. I bet even a baby skunk smells like a rosebud to its mother.

verheard talking to one another while walking through the salon] ient of Madame Sonia's Salon: She said it was appendicitis... cond Client of Madame Sonia's Salon: [Incredulous] Appendicitis? Ha! I'd like to see the scar!