ue Jay: Would you wipe my tears? t Thumb: No I will not wipe your tears, what part of you thinks that I would wipe your tears? ue Jay: The good part of me!
face: Ah, you remember well Bat dung t Thumb: No face! ue Jay: I'll have you know, that the correct term for bat dung is 'Guano' so if you insist on calling him that then you should just call him Guano! t Thumb: Okay remember the be quiet part?
t Thumb: [about No face] Man he sure talks a lot.
bout Bat Thumb and Vicki have just had sex] cki: Wow I've never done anything like that before t Thumb: Really? cki: No, I've done it a lot
o face has just explained is plan to Bat thumb] t Thumb: You're insane! face: Yes you already said that t Thumb: Oh... you're in... you're ins... you're insane!
o Face has removed his mask] ue Jay: Aaah, he's got no face! t Thumb: ...Duuuh
ce Bayne: Fred, I need to get to the Thumbcave! ed the Butler: [drunk]... Fish!... Oh Wuce, I thought you were a marlin. If you're going out be sure to take an umbrella because there's BACON outside. ce Bayne: ...That's fine, Fred. ed the Butler: Fine for you maybe but what about the Bacon Bits people? They can't be happy! [wanders off]
nk customer: Hi, I'd like to make a deposit. male bank worker: [gasps in disgust and slaps him] nk customer: [holds up money] Money. I'd like to deposit money male bank worker: [gasps in disgust and slaps him] nk customer: In your bank! I'd like to deposit money in your bank. male bank worker: [gasps in disgust, slaps and knocks him out]
