The Andy Milonakis Show is an American sketch comedy starring Andy Milonakis, which airs on MTV2, the first season having aired on MTV. It premièred on June 26, 2005. The third season premiered on April 27, 2007. MTV.com: The Andy Milonakis Show

Andrew Michael Milonakis (born January 30, 1976, in Katonah, New York) is a Greek American comedian who plays the role of a pre-pubescent boy on his television show, The Andy Milonakis Show, which is now mostly played on the MTV2 channel. He has a congenital growth-hormone condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of a pre-adolescent boy, when he is in fact an adult man.

Milonakis' fame began as an Internet phenomenon after he released home webcam recordings of freestyle rhyming, humor videos, and short films. Some of these include "Crispy New Freestyle" and "The Super Bowl Is Gay." He has built a cult following, including comedian Jimmy Kimmel, who recruited him for regular appearances on Jimmy Kimmel Live on television 2003-2004. Contrary to popular belief, Milonakis was not the Man Show Boy, a smart-mouthed boy who frequently appeared on The Man Show; that character was played by Aaron Hamill.

Milonakis was also featured in a 2005 film, Waiting..., and starred in the 2007 comedy Who's Your Caddy?. He has been a frequent co-host on the syndicated radio show Loveline with Dr. Drew Pinsky (from the radio station KROQ) since co-host Adam Carolla left in November 2005. In 2005 he recorded a hip hop song “Like Dis” together with his friend, J-Kwon.

dy: [after handing a smiley-faced balloon to an elderly person] It's always raining in my mind! [runs] [pretends to cry]

dy: [stops man in street and hands him a clipboard with his play on it] Want to audition for my play? n: Uhh... eads it to himself, not aloud] dy: [five seconds of silence] That's good, a little more emotion though.

dy: [stops lady from walking, is holding balloons with happy faces on them] Do you know why I hate myself? dy: No... dy: Neither do I, have a nice day, though. [hands her balloon]

dy: I have no soul. Have a nice day! n: I don't have one either. dy: [runs off laughing]

oop Dogg: Pancake face on the bitch. You know what I'm talking about?

n: What the hell you looking at? dy: Are you at the end of every rainbow? n: Yes. dy: Wow. Rainbows suck. n: No shit. dy: Well... where's the pot of gold? n: I have some hard candy and Bengay. dy: Yay! Bengay! I love Bengay! [rubs bengay on his shirt] Oh! It hurts so good! n: You stupid bitch.

dy: Help! My John Stamos is stuck in a tree! hn Stamos: Help! I'm stuck in a tree!

rry: [pretending to be Andy] Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pee head. Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pee head. dy: Shut the fuck up!

rry: [pretending to be Andy] Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pee head...

xican man: Amigo! Be careful. Don't drink the water. Montezuma's revenge. [Andy disregards his warning and drinks the water] xican man: [laughs] Ackhahahahahahaha! Ackhahahahahahaha!

dy: Got peas on my head, but don't call me a pea head / Bees on my head, but don't call me a bee head / Bruce Lee's on my head, but don't call me a Lee head / Now please excuse me I gots to get my tree fed / You wear name brands and I make my own clothing/ I hang out with an apple who loves self loathing / I hate myself / Pancake on my face makes me extra happy / I like shampoo bottles that sit on my lappy / 'Cause it's my show you can't tell me what to do / When life hands me lemons, I make beef stew / So yo I gotta go it's time for me to rock it / I put balogna in my left pocket / Smear some cream cheese in my gold locket / 'Cause it's my show I'm Andy Milonakis / It's my show I'm Shmandy Smiloshmakis / It's my show, I'm Andy Milonakis.

dy: Terminal illness... Terminal schmillness!

dy: You won! You're the thousandth delivery man! You win a pizza.

dy: I had sadness for breakfast.

dy: Bees on my head. Don't call me a bee head.

dy: I bet I could beat you in a race, bitch!

dy: Woobie, don't use your powers for evil!

dy: Satan Kitty says, "When no-one's looking, what reason do you have *not* to steal?"

dy: Can you describe me in one word or less? d Lady on the Street: Creamy.

dy: Describe me in one word or less. n: Magic. dy: I guess I am magic.

dy: Let's do a rap about pancakes. Both of us, we'll do it freestyle. lphie: Cool. All right. Pancakes and Jello. Ello. Hemelo. Hello. What's her name Ello? You chillin' like you eatin' jello with pancakes and hello and syrup. Dyrup, dip up, dip up and dip it the hyrup. dy: Yo, yo, yo! Pancakes in my face, pancakes in my place. Pancakes in my area, cause mass hysteria. I don't care. Yo, I put pancakes in my hair and mix it with syrup. Yo, what rhymes with syrup? lphie: Pancakes and hyrup.

rry: Oh, no, I'm gonna miss "Date My Mom!"

dy: This song was inspired by springtime. Larry is a jerk, he's an idiot jerk, he's a jerk idiot. Look how he dances like an idiot jerk like a jerk idiot. What's worse, an idiot jerk or a jerk idiot? Let's ask Larry since he's both of those things. dy: Congratulations, jerk idiot, you just danced like an idiot jerk.

dy: Wow! Your bike makes me want to crack my head open so all the angels can fly out!

dy: Thanks for not stabbing me!

dy: [Andy holding a Slim Jim with a doll head on it] [singing] Slim Jim dollie. Slim Jim dollie. Slim Jim dollie got a Slim Jim body.

dy: I am Karate Lincoln, who created Karate like George Washington invented flapjacks! That's why they call him "Flapjack George", and that's why they call me Karate Lincoln!

dy: [as Satan Kitty] Satan Kitty says: the more you lie, the better you get at it!

dy: [as Jesus Kitty] Jesus Kitty says: let there be fish and bread for all the girls and boys! [puts paw over fish and bread and they multiply] [cat eats the fish]

epeated line] dy: What does this do?

dy: Does pancake face like syrup? I don.t know. Why don't we ask him? Wait a minute! I'm pancake face and I love syrup.

ck Caller: Pidgeon! [pidgeon poops on Larry's head] rry: Yay, it's a blessing in disguise!